fragment ideas

i was inspired to create this post after reading cindy's list. its a list of random stuff about me that you all probably already knew or suspected anyway. im not a very secretive person so its not hard to figure these things out. but here are a few things that i felt like writing down for some unknown reason.

• i dont feel comfortable around my friends at school or my friends at church
• money scares me more than anything
• i remember random crap at random times
• getting married and having kids seems like the most exciting thing to me in the world
• i dont want to die of natural causes
• i love writing and music and sailing
• i do the dumbest things for girls, especially pretty ones
• especially my pretty one
• i am intrigued by rain and snow and water
• the best things in the world are laughs and kisses on the cheek
• my hair bothers me
• im extremely proud of my family
• i want to impress people (especially my pretty one.)
• im not very good at spelling or dancing but i love writing and moving
• i like being tickled and having my hair played with

yeah, thats a pretty dumb list. but there it is. to those of you who read the whole thing thank you and shame on you, all at the same time. but leave a comment because i want to know who actually read it all and what you know about me now that i should be worried about.

200 saxophones

i have no idea what to get alana for christmas. last year i got her a pair of socks and a can of cheez-whiz. seriously. so, i need some sort of brilliant idea to make up for last christmas. but you all know im anything but brilliant.

san jose was fun. it didnt feel like we were there that long. my grandma made some bomb meatballs and my grandpa entertained us with some pretty nasty jokes. there were two-hundred saxophone players in the park that was pretty cool. i think saxophones are the only instrument that you could have that sort of shindig with. because there are so many different types.

but christmas vacation is here and im looking forward to being busy without having to worry about school and finals. i have plans that should keep me going for the two weeks that i have without school, but if anyone is bored dont hesitate to call me up and take me out for a night on the town. ill even let you pay for me.

the best idea

wouldnt that be awesome to be stalked? id invite my stalker inside to watch the game with me and play poker and stuff. whouldnt that be great? my stalker would be so bored. unless theres some one out there who gets excited by jeopardy, homework, alana, and lame guitar skills. because that pretty much sums up my day. with the occasional random act of chaos and sudden craving for havoc. mmm... havoc. they should make some sort of drink that is 'havoc' flavored. because thats a cool word. it wouldnt even have to taste good. people would just buy it because it said havoc on the side and that makes them feel cool. kinda like bawlz or rock star. theyre nasty. but people buy them. i want to start a beverage company that produces egg nog year round and actually bottles the left over milk after you eat lucky charms. thatd be a great job. stalking lucky charm eaters and stealing their left over milk. i should start eating more lucky charms and leaving a trap set up for my stalker.

thats the best idea ive had all day.

marge simpson

i definitely dont understand girls. but i have one. i have the prettiest one out there. she's a handfull sometimes and she gets kind of strange every once in a while, but i love her like crazy and that's all i can think to write about right now. im watching the simpsons right now and its hard to believe how much my alana reminds me of marge. shes crazy and she's hot and she puts up with the biggest loser on the planet. you got to give her a little credit for that. i seriously think marge is hot too.

so, thank you, alana, for putting up with me and for holding my hand. youre even better than marge.

self-contained

my grandpa told me about how my uncle used to have these two lovebirds but they killed eachother. and then i asked him how two living things could kill eachother. not in the moral point of view, how could you kill the other bird if youre already dead? and he said that the one who died just mortally wounded the surviving bird. i thought that was funny.

so, its getting towards christmas time and this year we werent going to get a tree but the school was selling them for ten dollars so we bought a little wimpy tree that was getting beat up and bullied by all the bigger trees. so we saved it and lashed it to a keg because my brother and i got sick of the normal christmas tree stands. it looks pretty good even though its crooked as sin. and my grandparents said we could use their house for the sjsaxmas thing.

does it work?

i got a new blog. but i dont know what to do with it. i want to join that 'why i hate cindy' blog but no one has sent me an invitation. i wouldnt be surprised if theres a 'why i hate joel' blog. probably moises' handywork. or shaun. yeah, im paranoid. not really, i just have nothing to write about and i want to see if my new blog works out well. leave some comments.