First Annual Rossi Awards (part 1)

Welcome to the very first presentation of the Rossi Awards where I will announce the winners of some of this year's most awesome features. For those of you who don't know what the Rossi Awards are all about (where have you been?) let me explain. Over the past twelve months myself and the pannel of a few wayward brain cells have been collecting notes and data on who we feel most deserves the honor (or horror) of earning the top position on our list for their categories. These categories are kind of random (hey, its the first year and I'm making this up as I go along) so be patient and wait till all the winners are announced before you start your complaining. Feedback is welcome. Who knows? Maybe there's an award for the craziest comment I've recieved on my site. (Nah) So, here they are in no particular order:

This years winner of the Rossi Award in the field of...

Television shows is: MXC (honorable mention: The Colbert Report, Jeopardy!)

Rookie of the Year is: Huston Street (hands down)

Best Prank: Dead Animals on Farris' Lawn (too bad we can't get footage of the reaction)

Worst Idea: Peeing on Joel's car (Tiki Room would've made last year's list)

Best place to hang out: Anthony's house (It's so LOUD!)

Best haircut: Andrew's Fro-Hawk courtesy of Matt and Joel (Someone has the pictures)

Teacher of the Year: Mrs. Simmons and Mr. Absood (where were they at graduation?)

Best Root-Beer Baseball Game: Some one has the pictures (there was only one, right?)

Car Accident: David trying to kill the OLM kids or Happle hitting the parked car (toss up)

Automobile: Matt's Shaggin' Wagon (that car is one of us)

Movie Rental: Team America (holy crap)

to be continued...

(there's plenty more where that came from. plus, an exclusive look at this years style of the trophy. maybe. if i get around to it.)