the best idea
wouldnt that be awesome to be stalked? id invite my stalker inside to watch the game with me and play poker and stuff. whouldnt that be great? my stalker would be so bored. unless theres some one out there who gets excited by jeopardy, homework, alana, and lame guitar skills. because that pretty much sums up my day. with the occasional random act of chaos and sudden craving for havoc. mmm... havoc. they should make some sort of drink that is 'havoc' flavored. because thats a cool word. it wouldnt even have to taste good. people would just buy it because it said havoc on the side and that makes them feel cool. kinda like bawlz or rock star. theyre nasty. but people buy them. i want to start a beverage company that produces egg nog year round and actually bottles the left over milk after you eat lucky charms. thatd be a great job. stalking lucky charm eaters and stealing their left over milk. i should start eating more lucky charms and leaving a trap set up for my stalker.
thats the best idea ive had all day.
posted by kibitzer at 3:58 pm
2 Comments:
You and your egg nog. You could force your stalker to drink gallons of it. And where are you getting this stalker stuff from? Just because there was a camera flash in your window, doesn't mean I was there! It was lightning! Okay, so ignore the sunny days and nonexistent clouds...
You think you're sad when it comes to blogs? One of the first things I do when I get online is check them. And when I'm really bored, I browse random blogs. *sigh* Yeah.
Go Joel on Jeopardy!
9:30 pm
If I had a stalker, I really think that i would irritate them because I like to do stupid things have normal conversations but in song, jump off sets of stairs, and leave class early WITHOUT A REASON. beat that, mister Joelly.
1:29 pm
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