marge simpson

i definitely dont understand girls. but i have one. i have the prettiest one out there. she's a handfull sometimes and she gets kind of strange every once in a while, but i love her like crazy and that's all i can think to write about right now. im watching the simpsons right now and its hard to believe how much my alana reminds me of marge. shes crazy and she's hot and she puts up with the biggest loser on the planet. you got to give her a little credit for that. i seriously think marge is hot too.

so, thank you, alana, for putting up with me and for holding my hand. youre even better than marge.