A Touch of Gas

Prom night was pretty fun. The dance itself was dreadful. And the food was worse than terrible. But everything else was good. Being with everyone was really fun. I think its safe to say that my table was by far the coolest table of the whole shabang. I mean, who can compare with the royal couple of Promburg and their loyal subjects? There's King Matt the Magnificent with his gentle wife Cindy the Asian, and Moises the Funny Looking Jester with his mistress Friar Mary Tuck, and there's Evan Shortwang IV with Carla the Asian II, and of course Sir Joel the Shining Armor (oh, wait! thats just his skin) Knight with his fair maiden Alana the Atkins.

Our pose for the picture was pretty funny looking, but Alana wanted to be like the fake people on the cover of the prom map. The problem with that was the fact that the people in the drawing are terrible irgonomically incorrect. And the chick looked like she was pregnant. But we didn't get a big pack of pictures so that's okay. I felt hecka cheap for getting the cheapest picture pack but that's okay I guess. I am cheap. Oh well. I'll make it up to Alana when we go on our triple date with Jaimie and Jacquie and their boyfriends. That'll be fun.