i wish the world was flat like the old days...

Thursday, December 09, 2004

self-contained

my grandpa told me about how my uncle used to have these two lovebirds but they killed eachother. and then i asked him how two living things could kill eachother. not in the moral point of view, how could you kill the other bird if youre already dead? and he said that the one who died just mortally wounded the surviving bird. i thought that was funny.

so, its getting towards christmas time and this year we werent going to get a tree but the school was selling them for ten dollars so we bought a little wimpy tree that was getting beat up and bullied by all the bigger trees. so we saved it and lashed it to a keg because my brother and i got sick of the normal christmas tree stands. it looks pretty good even though its crooked as sin. and my grandparents said we could use their house for the sjsaxmas thing.

4 Comments:

Blogger Moasis said...

what is a sjsaxmas?

9:01 pm

 
Blogger Matt said...

I think sjsaxmas is when they feed your soul to smoking monkies.

11:06 pm

 
Blogger Cindy said...

Wheel of Fortune used to bug me. I hated it. Mainly because of the "let me introduce you before we start playing" thing. That bored the hell out of me. Still does.

According to a certain person who I'm not going to name right now, getting laid is very important. She's added years to my future therapy by blurting out some things. Jeez, I shudder at the thought. And I know at least half of the school would disagree about the "getting blazed" part. I'd be rich if I was a drug dealer/pot grower.

11:37 pm

 
Blogger Matt said...

Cindy exists!! I thought she was a figment of Doobies imagination!

11:49 pm

 

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