jfk and trebek

is it just me or does this picture of jfk look like he has a fat black eye? wow. look at that eye. who knew that jkf stood for Igor Quazimodo?

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i took that test that matt put up on his site. at first i was upset to find that im jfk reincarnate but then it said something about me needing more sexual options... i dont know what that means. does that mean that im intrigued by the kama sutra and the crazy positions people get themselves into with camels? because thats true. or does it mean that i need power to get a girl? because thats not true. or does it mean that i see men as a "sexual option"? because thats not true. the only man i could ever see myself with is alex trebek. which is why i watch jeopardy every night before i take my shower.

Kibitzer + Trebek = Love

ten things i hate

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one.) i hate ms. farris because she gave me a 'C' in both her classes. i may have deserved the one i got in AP Chem, but i definitely know more than she does in physics. she couldnt even pass her own tests. sometimes i catch myself daydreaming of setting her house on fire or becoming principal of the school for the sole purpose of firing her.

two.) i hate the ACLU because they have nothing good to do with their lives so they whine about everything and then go home with a fat smile on their face and a homosexual partner on their arm. i dont like homosexuals either. in fact...

three.) Queers piss me off. and then people say im being intolerant of certain lifestyles. well, hey, why wont you tollerate the child rapists and the prostitutes? some people draw the line at jefferey dommer, mine is drawn somewhere near elton john. its not that i hate fags, i just dont like the idea of two guys making out in public and ruling every tv show on the screen. oh well.

four.) i dont like oprah. she's just a little too strange for me.

five.) PMS. why? do they really need it? why cant they just be horny and not mad? and right when they start being nice to you they flip out and blame the color of the grass on you and say that it clashes with the way they feel today. but theyre worth it.

six.) NHL lockout. let 'em play! i was all stoked for this year, too.

seven.) i hate car insurance because i dont have any.

eight.) i hate money because i dont have any. why cant we just go back to the bartering days where chickens were the standard currency?

nine.) i hate chickens because i dont have any. and i heard that we're going back to the barter system. so now i have no chickens to exchange the dmv for my car insurance.

ten.) critics who think they know what kind of movies and music and tv shows i like. critics are just fattys who get to see the movie or read the book or listen to the cd a month before they're released and say how much im going to like it. well, listen up, ebert, im going to hate the movies i want and burn down my chemistry teacher's house and i dont care what you think. thats why you should pay any attention to this list. im really just trying to be a fatty who tries to change your opinion on something you've already decided on.

out of context

WARNING: this is a terribly boring post.

i think that new years is completely over-rated. but for some reason i always end up having fun doing nothing whenever it comes around. freshman year we did a show in my garage (back when we still had the band) and then went out to kents house to look at the goats. sophomore year i went to fresno with charity and completely ignored new years. last year we all partied at my house. we got on top of a jeep cherokee and tried to light eachother on fire. that was fun. this year i just chilled with a few of my friends. at midnight we all went out into the street and got in a big circle, turned around, and started peeing. that was hilarious. we all had to pee at the same time. seriously, that was so much fun. i wonder what ill do next year?

thats not a question.