NFL Predictions

Alright, I don't know if anyone has done this yet, but I'm going to start my predictions for the outcome of the new NFL season. First off in the AFC North because that's the easiest of all the divisions: Pittsburgh Steelers will win the division and the Ravens will be the only other team from the division with a winning record but they won't make the playoffs. The Steelers will make it to the AFC Championship game but I don't know if they'll win. In the East the Patriots will win the division easily over the Jets but New York might make the wild card. The Patriots won't get to the AFCC game. The Colts will obviously win the South but Houston and Jacksonville will do well. Houston will make the playoffs but lose in the first round. Indiannapolis might make it to the AFCC game but I still think they'll lose their first game of the playoffs. Especially if it's against the Broncos who will win the West but allow the Chargers to come to the playoffs with them. San Diego will lose their first playoff game. Denver has a chance to make it to the AFCC game.

In the NFC North I'm going with Minnesota even though I really think the Lions could do some damage this year. In the NFC East I think every team will lose every game they play and the NFL will have to pay for each of the four cities that have an NFC East team to be extracted from the country and shipped to Japan where members from each of the cities will have to participate in Japanese traditional rice fishing. Every team in the NFC South will make it to the playoffs except for the Saints... and the Falcons. Seattle will win the West but St. Louis will make it to the playoffs too because they don't belong in a West division when they are further East than Dallas so the league will allow them to take the place of the exiled teams from the "East". Every team in the NFC will lose their first playoff game and be forced to spend the off season writing 'I should've stuck with NFL Europe' on the chalk board.

SuperBowl XL: Pittsburgh Steelers 34, Minnesota Vikings 27